Why do men do all they can to get with a woman; wine her and dine her. Then when they "get" her they forget all those things and treat the woman like leftovers, AND want to get upset when she starts to go to someone who wants to wine her and dine her?
Anyway I came to tell a story. So I happened to have to go to CVS for something. I AM a CVS and Walgreens junkie though. I can spend hours in those places. It relaxes me. But this story isn't about CVS and my habits.
A few days back Scene spoke about men and dey nastiness, then GirlBlue talk about women and dey nastiness. We wasn't too sure who was nastier: Women or de Men. But I feel I have the winner here.
As I mentioned I went to CVS the other night and parked the truck on the side in a spot that was in the light and in a clear space. It was almost 10 pm and is me one, I parking safe especially since I did not see any police around. I went into CVS spent my time then headed out. By the time I was out and heading to my vehicle, there was another vehicle parked face in (facing the main road too). And the vehicle was like bouncing a little. My thoughts were ok, music must be nice. I get to my van, open the door and jump up to sit. Habit I guess, made me look over. Well it would be down in this case because the van was taller than the car.
What do I see but Mr. Man and his hand and his PENIS having a party in his car. EWWWW!! I mean, real hot, sweaty party too eh. Like they both were inebriated. Mr man ent even realise I pass by and open mi door, party was too much for him. I pump mi starter, thank god I backed in , and pulled out.
I driving up the road so fast I coudda get a ticket. If the police had pulled me over I was telling them exactly what happened. But Mr. Mexican real good. You think he was in a desperate situation and just had to pull over? But why pull into a space that has a car already next to it when the rest of the parking lot was empty? Why face the road? Was he watching someone specific? Police usually at that CVS, where the hell they was tonight? Suppose Mr. Man had seen me and decided he wanted me to join the party? All kind of ideas pop up in my head.
So who really nastier though? You think a woman going to feel the urge and pull over by a CVS and have a party with her vagina? Doh kill me here!!!!!!!!!!
I driving up the road so fast I coudda get a ticket. If the police had pulled me over I was telling them exactly what happened. But Mr. Mexican real good. You think he was in a desperate situation and just had to pull over? But why pull into a space that has a car already next to it when the rest of the parking lot was empty? Why face the road? Was he watching someone specific? Police usually at that CVS, where the hell they was tonight? Suppose Mr. Man had seen me and decided he wanted me to join the party? All kind of ideas pop up in my head.
So who really nastier though? You think a woman going to feel the urge and pull over by a CVS and have a party with her vagina? Doh kill me here!!!!!!!!!!
Today was rather interesting. I'm getting big yunno. I'm proud of myself. Anyway back to topic.
Today I had my biology class. My teacher has his PhD in Biology. Biology is the study of life by his definition. So why de hell de man doh want to say clitoris in front de class?? Well today I was making sure he did. Looking at my hand out I keep asking him about a line on the paper and he skirting past the word. Calling every word around clitoris but clitoris. The class is having a ball. Steups. I doh get it, If you studying life which includes the body why HE cyar say C L I T O R I S? Why then put it on the paper?? Boy I tell you. Anyway I didn't want to keep back the class too much, since we were having soo much fun! (Sarcasm!)
Then he starts to talk about sex cells. Ha! So my question was "What's that?" His response is the explanation about guys making these cells that has to do with sperm and sex. ok. So I whisper, or so I think, "Like I goh know what sex is". Well oh gosh. De whole class mash up. Man send we on break yes. Rahahah.
So this is where the problem arises. As I am walking out, Dr Mr Man says 10 minutes Whoppi. WTF? Because I black and have dreads I am Whoppi? I that ugly? Or was it for my splendiferous jokes that made the class laugh like if my ocupation was a comedian? My next question was "what's that?". What's sex for real? lol... but that's a whole different thread.
Funny I heard this song yesterday and loved it. My song for Yesterday.
Imma list it under funnies cause what's Love anyway?
I think my sister and I are blighted in some way. Lol. I mean we seem to attract the weirdest people, at the weirdest places, at the weirdest times. Here I was minding my own business in the grocery store. I stopped precariously in the aisle with my cart not really pushed to the side. No one else was in the aisle, so I ruled it. While I am there trying to decide which macaroni to take up, I see coming round the bend a cart, and two Jamaican men attached to the end in conversation. How do I know they are? Instincts. Being that I am soooo full of manners I move my cart to the side and step back. Ah, the cart continues in my direction. I step futher back. I can fell my bum touching the pasta sauce. The cart CONTINUES in my direction. Bram!!! I'm hit by cart!!
Me: Wuh de arse! You ent seeing or wuh?
Man: *smile*
Me: *skin up face* Ent you have to be blasted crazy? I make space for yuh to pass and I still get hit.
Man: Oh gosh I wanted the cart to hit yuh!
Me: You ent serious nah. *Friend watching me to see if I'm going to take the pasta sauce and buss he face*
Man: And yuh trini? Buss a soca wine for me nah!!
Me: What?
Man: Buss a wine for me!
Me: *Laughter* You have to be BLASTED mad.
Man: Oh rass. Yuh hair pretty! Yuh have a ring? Girls does lie. Use ring to run off men yunno. Leh me see you lie ring.
By this time I am highly amused. His friend seems more relaxed, no longer worried that I am going to attack. Mr slim pants, tight black shirt and white shoes proceeds to write his number on a paper and slips it into my hand.
Man: If you don't call it will be your loss!!
Me: *Silence* (Something rare)
*Dumps paper in cart. I can't deal with anymore Jamaicans in my life nah!!*
Arbitrary person: So what you going to study!
Me: Computer Forensics
Arbitrary person: Yea? So you going to be on CSI then?
Me: WHAT?!!
That has been the conversations I have been having all week.
That thing shows too much here and too many people watch it. Lol. Once someone hears about forensics that's the first thing that comes to mind though. CSI. So when people ask me what I'm going away to study and I tell them computer forensics their first response is either "Oh so you going to end up on CSI?" or "They use computers to dissect people?" My gosh. The first few times I was in shock, now I just smile and say that I'm not going to school to be an actress. Lmao!!
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